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Thursday June 4 | 7:00pm
CincyTable for 6
The Group Blind Date (004)
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- [STATUS: APPLICATIONS OPEN]
- The Digital Dating Era Has Ended.
- 48 Seats. 0 Swipes. THE ANTIDOTE.
The Social Circuit (Three Acts)
I. THE PRE-GAME (5:30 PM – 6:45 PM)
- 🍸 The Gathering Point: A low-pressure social hour at a curated anchor. Meet the room before the evening begins.
- 🤝 Stand-By: Stand-by ticket holders can gather here meet other participants.
II. THE DINNER (7:00 PM – 9:15 PM)
- 🍽️ The Main Event: 8 Curated Tables. Six singles. One surgically matched pair per seat. High-octane conversation. Zero small talk.
- 🧠 The Alignment: We use the Protocol to pair you based on age, vibe, and social dynamic.
- 🔒 The Table: You and your match are seated with two other pairs. No pressure to carry the room alone.
- 💳 Full Experience: $20
III. THE NIGHTCAP (9:30 PM – LATE)
- 🥃 The Afterparty: Dinner guests and social registrants converge at a final secret location. This is where the lateral sparks fly.
THE IRON RULES ⚖️
- 🕒 The 3:00 PM Protocol: We respect your time; we ask that you respect the Table’s. A strict confirmation cut-off is enforced.
- ⚡ The Void: Ghosting results in a Strike; two Strikes and you are permanently returned to The Void.
- 🚫 Real Life First: No profiles. No pre-chatting. The first time you see them is at the table. (Or the Pre-Game)
- 💳 Pay Your Way: You order what you want and pay the restaurant directly.
THE PROTOCOL (TO JOIN) 🔑
The Intelligence: Complete the Vibe Check. Opt-in for the Full 25-Question Alignment Protocol at the end for the most precise seat in the room.
The Green Light: Once the Architect finds your match, you’ll receive your approval and payment link.
Thursday june 18 | 7:00pm
CincyTable for 6
The Group Blind Date
- 48 Seats. 0 Swipes. THE ANTIDOTE.
THE SOCIAL CIRCUIT
I. THE PRE-GAME (5:30 PM – 6:45 PM)
- 🍸 The Gathering Point: A low-pressure social hour at a curated anchor. Meet the room before the evening begins.
- 🤝 Stand-By: Stand-by ticket holders can gather here meet other participants.
II. THE DINNER (7:00 PM – 9:15 PM)
- 🍽️ The Main Event: 8 Curated Tables. Six singles. One surgically matched pair per seat. High-octane conversation. Zero small talk.
- 🧠 The Alignment: We use the Protocol to pair you based on age, vibe, and social dynamic.
- 🔒 The Table: You and your match are seated with two other pairs. No pressure to carry the room alone.
- 💳 Full Experience: $20
III. THE NIGHTCAP (9:30 PM – LATE)
- 🥃 The Afterparty: Dinner guests and social registrants converge at a final secret location. This is where the lateral sparks fly.
THE IRON RULES ⚖️
- 🕒 The 3:00 PM Protocol: We respect your time; we ask that you respect the Table’s. A strict confirmation cut-off is enforced.
- ⚡ The Void: Ghosting results in a Strike; two Strikes and you are permanently returned to The Void.
- 🚫 Real Life First: No profiles. No pre-chatting. The first time you see them is at the table. (Or the Pre-Game)
- 💳 Pay Your Way: You order what you want and pay the restaurant directly.
THE PROTOCOL (TO JOIN) 🔑
- 🧠 The Intelligence: Complete the Vibe Check. Opt-in for the Full 25-Question Alignment Protocol at the end for the most precise seat in the room.
- 🚦 The Green Light: Once the Architect finds your match, you’ll receive your approval and payment link.
Thursday July 2 | 7:00pm
CincyTable for 6
The Group Blind Date
- 48 Seats. 0 Swipes. THE ANTIDOTE.
THE SOCIAL CIRCUIT
I. THE PRE-GAME (5:30 PM – 6:45 PM)
- 🍸 The Gathering Point: A low-pressure social hour at a curated anchor. Meet the room before the evening begins.
- 🤝 Stand-By: Stand-by ticket holders can gather here meet other participants.
II. THE DINNER (7:00 PM – 9:15 PM)
- 🍽️ The Main Event: 8 Curated Tables. Six singles. One surgically matched pair per seat. High-octane conversation. Zero small talk.
- 🧠 The Alignment: We use the Protocol to pair you based on age, vibe, and social dynamic.
- 🔒 The Table: You and your match are seated with two other pairs. No pressure to carry the room alone.
- 💳 Full Experience: $20
III. THE NIGHTCAP (9:30 PM – LATE)
- 🥃 The Afterparty: Dinner guests and social registrants converge at a final secret location. This is where the lateral sparks fly.
THE IRON RULES ⚖️
- 🕒 The 3:00 PM Protocol: We respect your time; we ask that you respect the Table’s. A strict confirmation cut-off is enforced.
- ⚡ The Void: Ghosting results in a Strike; two Strikes and you are permanently returned to The Void.
- 🚫 Real Life First: No profiles. No pre-chatting. The first time you see them is at the table. (Or the Pre-Game)
- 💳 Pay Your Way: You order what you want and pay the restaurant directly.
THE PROTOCOL (TO JOIN) 🔑
- 🧠 The Intelligence: Complete the Vibe Check. Opt-in for the Full 25-Question Alignment Protocol at the end for the most precise seat in the room.
- 🚦 The Green Light: Once the Architect finds your match, you’ll receive your approval and payment link.
Thursday July 16 | 7:00pm
CincyTable for 6
The Group Blind Date
- 48 Seats. 0 Swipes. THE ANTIDOTE.
THE SOCIAL CIRCUIT
I. THE PRE-GAME (5:30 PM – 6:45 PM)
- 🍸 The Gathering Point: A low-pressure social hour at a curated anchor. Meet the room before the evening begins.
- 🤝 Stand-By: Stand-by ticket holders can gather here meet other participants.
II. THE DINNER (7:00 PM – 9:15 PM)
- 🍽️ The Main Event: 8 Curated Tables. Six singles. One surgically matched pair per seat. High-octane conversation. Zero small talk.
- 🧠 The Alignment: We use the Protocol to pair you based on age, vibe, and social dynamic.
- 🔒 The Table: You and your match are seated with two other pairs. No pressure to carry the room alone.
- 💳 Full Experience: $20
III. THE NIGHTCAP (9:30 PM – LATE)
- 🥃 The Afterparty: Dinner guests and social registrants converge at a final secret location. This is where the lateral sparks fly.
THE IRON RULES ⚖️
- 🕒 The 3:00 PM Protocol: We respect your time; we ask that you respect the Table’s. A strict confirmation cut-off is enforced.
- ⚡ The Void: Ghosting results in a Strike; two Strikes and you are permanently returned to The Void.
- 🚫 Real Life First: No profiles. No pre-chatting. The first time you see them is at the table. (Or the Pre-Game)
- 💳 Pay Your Way: You order what you want and pay the restaurant directly.
THE PROTOCOL (TO JOIN) 🔑
- 🧠 The Intelligence: Complete the Vibe Check. Opt-in for the Full 25-Question Alignment Protocol at the end for the most precise seat in the room.
- 🚦 The Green Light: Once the Architect finds your match, you’ll receive your approval and payment link.
